I swear, you couldn’t make it up.

There is a horse, apparently…

These young polo players who were collecting for one of my favourite charities, ‘Help for Heroes’ will be completely in tune with this madness

A horse who badly needs a home… (pause for stifled sob)
But Wiggy is only going to look at him.

Where have I heard this before?
(but I must admit I do think you’re rather cute, Harry the Horse…)

Oh, well, on with the motley.

Because we’re worth it

Treading divots
You don’t have to be mad, but…

Sxx