Geoffrey is in fact a Jessie – and, furthermore, the moment he/she/it heard my neighbour’s car Jessie deserted he/she/its delicious supper of smoked salmon, cheese and fresh milk and bolted through the nearby neighbour’s gates…

Am I being conned, by any chance?

What do you think?

And, btw – if only all my examiners had been this chilled out!

I must be doing something right

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