It’s a dog’s life -

No, seriously. Look at it from my point of view. What happens to humans at Christmas?
They go mad, that’s what.

You don’t believe me?
Just take a look at my haircut – What’s that about?

And if you needed further proof – What’s this?

Does my human look anything other than a complete berk in a paper hat?
Pink hat; red hair – Doesn’t she know anything?

You think I’m grumpy – How would you feel if you had to share the limelight with a taller, glossier, younger, slimmer version of moi?
Holly. Shmolly. The only good thing about that dog is that I get to steal her bed – Come to mama and get a feel of these teeth, baby…

Do you think there’s the slightest chance my human might realise Holly Schmolly gets a much classier bed than I do? Nah. She’s too busy cooing over our young canine guest to notice.

But at least there are some little people I never get tired of
Cute, huh?

Yep, you guessed it – another party, another paper hat.
Why my human – do you see anyone else wearing paper on their head?
Exactly.

Oh, all right then – Happy New Year, everyone!
Woof! From her ROYAL Betster xx