Imagine this…
You clean, polish and dress your baby until it acquires a truly unique glow. No one else’s baby is quite so perfectly formed, so intriguingly dressed, so elegantly displayed…
Except, someone doesn’t agree.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
Now, I think you must already realise that I am not known by my dearest and closest as The Ninja Carrot for nothing. [...]