We think you should take a break from skiing this New Year, mother…

Really? My ears prick up.

Yes- How about taking a break in a warmer climate- We all think you deserve it…

I should have known the moment I saw those earnest expressions that something was going on. Meanwhile, I am picturing Caribbean beaches, or maybe the Gulf- a sun bed- a good novel- a Pina Colada- a well-earned rest- You know the kind of thing…

‘Yes, we’re sending you to Gibraltar to live on a boat for five days and take competent crew exams so you’re some use to us in Menorca next summer,’ declares Wiggy, in her infuriatingly reasonable don’t mess with me/perfected in court voice.

Not if I can help it, Matey- watch this space to see how I get myself out of this one!!

Have a good one, ladies- with not too many confrontations to spoil your day!

Sxx