Though it has to be said- this is not one of our more precision-aware creations.

This is what happens when 4 cooks are let loose in a kitchen-
‘I want a Clock cake’
‘NO- a Sputnik-’
‘How about a strawberry gateaux?’ (Can you hear me as the voice of reason on this one?)
No?
You’d be right. I wanted an Eton Mess cake.

And that is sort of what we got:
Amanda, you should have been there!

It was all to celebrate Wiggy’s b’day before the two of us set off for gay Paree-

Wiggy told me to hold up something more exciting than a glass of water-
So I held up a pot of tulips. You like?

More from one of the most beautiful cities in the world next time

Enjoy your evening, everyone- eat cake and drink plenty of water and all will be well

S