I love the book I’m writing so much I want to dedicate it to me. Is that selfish? Only I am Lucy Tennant. I think she’s the closest I’ve ever come to writing down all my insecurities on paper. She’s overweight and I have always had serious body image problems. She’s shy. I spent my [...]

Picture the scene… harassed author arranges kind lady to iron shirts for irate husband= who hasn’t seen an ironed shirt -or a hot meal, for that matter, ever since his crazy author wife decided to write two books back to back without breathing between. Only crazy author forgets kind lady is coming to collect shirts [...]

Okay, raise your placards, ladies… Even I have come out of sultry lurk with my two bed-boy sheikhs to join the protest. No kissing, indeed? What poe-faced nonsense is this? *** ‘It’s our right to kiss where we like’ Mills & Boon have come out in protest against Virgin’s ban on public displays of affection [...]

If you missed Virgin For Sale the first time around, don’t miss your chance to shout- at me in fury- or whoop, hip hip hoorah! Love me or hate me, I hope I never bore you. Let’s have some reaction, ladies- Let’s fill life with colour, vigour, chocolate and Mills and Boon. And it’s only [...]

Feel the Love Graham, this is what you’re missing. Graham? I hear you chorus. Who’s he? Exactly. Now then, ladies, I need your help. We have a very lonely man in need of a strong woman to show him how to embrace life and love. Tune in ladies to any recording you can get your [...]

Just to let you know I shall be spraffing my little heart out on Radio Leeds tomorrow morning on the Saturday Show with Graham Liver Thrilled to be back at the genuinely fantastic Bradford Media Museum, where the public can watch the broadcast through the glass- Yikes. Did I just say that?! Okay, just so [...]