What’s it like at the gym?

What’s *he* like?

Is he fit?

Exhaustingly so, ladies, which is pretty much why I’ve been away from you- that and running two weeks over my deadline.

Paul is extremely fit as befits a fitness trainer- You really think I’d pick a mule?
He’s also young and unspoiled and I intend to see he remains that way- at least during my time with him.

Have pity on him, ladies- he has this crabby old crone to deal with-

Joints? The only joints I know about are the ones you rub with olive oil, season with sea salt and ground black pepper and stick in the oven.

Muscles? I like mine with white wine and garlic, thank you, with perhaps a sprinkle of dill.

Flexibility? Now you’re talking. My plastic shopping card is extremely flexible.

Yes, he’s excellent. Yes, he’s stern. Yes, he’s strong. Yes, he’s persuaded me to do more than I ever thought I could- like Pilates, par example…
Does that answer all the queries I have received by e-mail??

Now, come on, ladies- you know me- honest as the day is long. But he is a seriously good trainer

Have a good one y’hear!
Oh, and someone told me I have a Blog on AR tomorrow www.accessromance.com
See you there?
Here’s hoping I make it!
Start without me if I don’t

Sxxx